Remember when Jason was ready to punch out a bully making racist comments for Piper and he didn’t even know her yet
Seriously, how can you hate this boy
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
Mark Neelstin though
ROMEO GADE DETLEV JR
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.
Samurai Flamenco is basically Kick-Ass but the guy actually has money
why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean
OH MY GOD
We’ve hit the 4th wall
They know what’s up. lol
but the real question here is, WHY WASNT THIS IN THE MOVIE
or Peeta being painted by the morphlings.
or Katniss and Finnick tying knots.
YOU SHOULDN’T BE COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR MOVIE YOU UNGRATEFUL
HAVE YOU SEEN PERCY JACKSON
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die."
my oh my oh my oh my
My favorite thing about John Green books is that you can turn to a random page and find something beautiful like “That’s the thing about pain, it demands to be felt” or you can turn to a random page and find a gem like “IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS”