My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long they’ve stopped teaching it where I live
why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like
when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say
A group of cats is called a clowder.
White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election
An american treasure
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
sarah handing cosima a box of nerds and cosima being like ???????what??????? and then sarah’s like “u are what u eat, nerd”
my sister asked me what kind of incense i wanted to burn and i said ‘jasmine’ and she said ‘HAH! I KNOW WHY U CHOSE THAT’ and i was like ‘yeah because i like how it smells’ and she said ‘IT’S THE ONLY INCENSE THAT DOUBLES AS A GIRL’S NAME AND YOU’RE GAY SO THAT’S WHY YOU CHOSE IT’
when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowl
I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country
I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world