malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

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jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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update: the class groaned collectively 

satanfictive:

there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

09-01 • 20:11672 notesgayreynafortscrotum

soulgems:

soulgems:

FINALLY. I HAD TO STRETCH THE HOLE SO MUCH TO FIT IT AND I FINALLY HAD IT WIDE ENOUGH TO SHOVE IT IN BUT IT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE OPENING IT’S SO TIGHT

I just realized how this sounds and I’d like to make sure everyone knows that I was talking about trying to put an oversized straw into my juicebox

yasmastah:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

psyducked:

the more you know

09-01 • 20:088,381 noteskeurigcuppsyducked
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